No, that's not a reference to my three best friends, but an attempt to get into the Xmas spirit!
Xmas is a time for family and spending time with your loved ones. Which is probably why we singletons can feel so crap! But you do have a choice, people. You can hit the bottle (the mince pies if you're teetotal!) or you can reach out and have an xmas meet with another singleton over the Xmas period. Its a time for giving (hopefully lots of blow jobs!) and receiving (amazing oral!). So why not be someone's Secret Santa!
Come January VAT is going up so spend December going down (preferably on me!). Book early to avoid disappointment (lol!)
So make sure you have a Very Merry Xmas!
