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10 Star Wars Sex Quotes to Celebrate May the Fourth!

9:21 am Wednesday, 4th May, 2016

Happy Star Wars Day everybody.

As a massive geek, I cannot let this day pass without paying homage to all things Rebel Alliance vs Empire.

So just for fun, I thought the perfect way to do this would be to list some lines from the movie that could be construed as innuendo. I don’t recommend you use any of them as a chat up line or two (they have never worked for me), but if you do, let me know how you get on. Hehehe!

So hang on to your lightsabers, show off those Leia bikinis and here we go!

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?”

"You've got something jammed in here real good.”

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

"Possible he came in through the south entrance.”

"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!”

"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”

"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one.”

"I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.”

Hope these gave you a giggle and give me a shout if you know of any more. May the Force be with you bloggers! :-)



Comments
10:27 am Wednesday, 4th May, 2016

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2:33 pm Wednesday, 4th May, 2016

Yay! Very good SteT72 :-)

3:45 pm Wednesday, 4th May, 2016

Yay! More Star Wars fans. I am now happy :-)

3:49 pm Wednesday, 4th May, 2016

whoops! lol

5:00 pm Wednesday, 4th May, 2016

I have a lightsaber pen, does that count? lol

7:16 pm Wednesday, 4th May, 2016

"Punch it Chewie!"

9:49 pm Wednesday, 4th May, 2016

"Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell".

"I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie".

3:02 am Thursday, 5th May, 2016

And to boost the ego:
Laiya: I love you
HanSolo: I know

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5:33 am Thursday, 5th May, 2016

Maria my lovely. You should check out Hack,he has an uncanny resemblance to Jabba the Hutt ! LOL. For my part,I would have liked to have been a member of the Evil Empire and have a massive,shiny helmet like Darth Vader ! LOL xx

5:42 am Thursday, 5th May, 2016

Fetch, r u advertising in a subtle way your liking for rubber and whips? Or is it just my imagination? haha

5:48 am Thursday, 5th May, 2016

Free,my darling girl ! It's your imagination ! xxx

8:34 am Thursday, 5th May, 2016

I am surprised I got some answers to this post. As a proud geek and lover of all things fantasy and scifi I just had to post something to celebrate the day. I thought it might have gone down like a lead balloon and not get a single comment. Hurrah success! And as C3PO once said: “I never knew I had it in me.”

12:02 pm Thursday, 5th May, 2016

Actually hack1, I don't have a preference either way tbh!

Maria - I think there are a lot of closet Star Wars fans around so this is the perfect thread for everyone to come on out. I freely confess that not only did I attend the Star Wars convention when it was Excel years ago (I saw Mark Hamill but that was quite disappointing!) but also bought a fabulous light sabre at the time.

"Control, control! You must learn control"

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

12:12 pm Thursday, 5th May, 2016

Nothing greater than a sexy geek in my opinion. "Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"

12:48 pm Thursday, 5th May, 2016

Hack ! You've found me out ! I talk much but it's all garbage ! LOL

1:56 pm Thursday, 5th May, 2016

Thanks hack1, I know. But not sure about going as I might be away camping somewhere.

I couldn't agree more Maria!

Fetch1, you never talk garbage, you're far too much the charming gentleman!

3:40 pm Thursday, 5th May, 2016

Thank you Turquoise. Your generosity of spirit is exceeded only by your beauty ! xxxxxx

7:53 pm Friday, 6th May, 2016

Admiral ozel u have failed me.captain piett.
Make ready our troop to land beyond nothing get off the planet.....uare in command now admiral pieet

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