"Tell You Later" ....Really?

I'd be more than happy to tell you who I am right away ,not later but the problem is........I don't even know who I am !img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

Fetch,
Its fortunate you have the 25 year old, blonde, live in nurse to help with your memory.

Mrs N....
Tell yer later....could be they want to give an air of mystery about themselves...
But for any that is a yesno answer, a tell yer later to me means yes.

It generally means there's something amiss somewhere. ..especially when most are blank.

More interstingly, how do you pronounce sesseskatcherwan?

If I am completely honest. I have theories about this particular issue.
1. People who just register for one night only in the hope they will find a person suddenly will agree to go out with them to have sex. Therefore with no time for the answers.
2. People who are just not able to understand the nature of the site or with huge trouble to spend the time and thought in ticking a box.
3. Actually people with negative answers so they do not want to reveal them?
Well, I think I spent too much times on them already with these comments. However, I need to add, if the profile is well written sometimes I may ask the person directly and give them a chance.

It's kind of rare that a well written profile is matched with a string of TYL'S ..but there may well be exceptions who are deep undercover or something.

Free,
Totally agree..either too lazy or hiding the truth.
As for the wordy bit, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

Seems to me that the lack of description you are describing accounts for the vast majority of female profiles on this site. The "norm" seems to be (1) no photo, and (2) no text information or "stats". So why do the owners of these profiles seem to think they are going to stand out to potential "suitors"?

There is no way I would ever feel motivated to strike up a conversation with someone who offers (literally) absolutely no information - and yet there are so many like that here. Of course the conspiracy theorists would suggest they are all "bots", in which case half the female profiles here must be regarded as bogus :-)

Some people are clearly a lot better photographers than they let on....

Latest version of Photoshop must be amazing...

Some people would prefer to remain in the background, especially in the beginning. It takes time to get used to the pace of this place and figure out what works and what doesn't. I have been on this site before but I deleted my profile because it was screwing with my head. I'm happy to remain in the shadows for now and read the blogs. Or contribute from time to time. So not everyone who does not reveal their entire life story with photos, blood type or Sexual history is someone who "doesn't get it".

Cheers

I Agree and do the same.Pity as perhaps I have missed out on some good people.

I Agree and do the same.Pity as perhaps I have missed out on some good people.

MV...like mould? That's a tad harsh on yourself...maybe a pretty little toadstool growing out of skirting board, but not mould.

Doc Z, you ol smoothy,
You paint such a pretty picture.

It's my GCSE English wot does it!

well said my Canadian friend!!!!!!!!!!!

No one here is a deranged serial killer. There are certainly some deranged people, but more of the harmless common garden variety.

Ohsohot. Speak for yourself, I'm a deranged cereal killer,! I could murder a bowl of Weetabix right now !

Are there any other type of serial killer other than the deranged variety?
What really concerns me is the oversized handbag bit...
I see em all the time in Tesco, old girls with such big handbags they are on wheels....
OK, some of em look a bit deranged with their blue hair, but serial killers... Really Mr C...
Next you will be telling me most seventies tv presenters were pervs....

Right 😊

Watch that Tony the Tiger. ..he might look all cuddly but he'll rip your throat out as soon as look at yer!

Mr B,
Think you might find that was a trifent super duper dildo from Anne Summers new militaria range, i heat their HMS Ark Royal is particularly impressive and it has the added surprise of being filled with seamen......

Cor blimey Sassy, and luv a duck....so it was you that alf inched Mary Poppins andbag...will be keeping me minces on you!

Doc Z, how dare you disrespect Tony the Tiger!!! He's Gggggreat!

And excuse the speeling mistooks, i seem to be a dyslexic merchant tonight!

A what what sassy?
Cmon, speak the queens English proper like i do..

Coy....is that some sort of kinky Japanese fish fetish?

Sass,
Only messing with ya.
Regarding your original question, a merchant is short for a merchant banker which is a way to describe someone having a J.Arthur Rank, which is sometimes confused with a sherman tank by those of a non London persausion...
I could ave use berk instead which comes from Berkshire hunt, but that would ave been rude and of course yer dont wanna call a sherman a berk cos yer likely to get a slap round the boat or a daisy up the arris...

I hope that has cleared it up for you. :-)

MrsNewbies,
i find distance is a problem always.....go south of England, i don't go south of the Thames me ol china, not this time a night.

Thanks for a great blog.
PSx

I never learned to play a Euphemism..........or a Tuba or a Trombone for that matter.

I am really starting to worry about you Sassy,
Bank robber, bag theif and now admitting to a shed full of implements of torture...
Poor Roger, being held against his will...
Fwee Woger...

I am really starting to worry about you Sassy,
Bank robber, bag theif and now admitting to a shed full of implements of torture...
Poor Roger, being held against his will...
Fwee Woger...

I agree if your coming to a site for this then be open and honest no need be secretive unless you're hiding something

Sassy,
With or without Roger, i thinks he is after some!!!!

Poor Roger, his life dedicated to servitude to you and your lady friends...
Your insatiable thirst and early morning demands of him...
Well, if you won't welease Woger, then perhaps you can fwee Bwian...

the end of the day ..the sites more directed to femscouples or fems .. we singles as like the singers clibs are left in gutter ..so have to revert to organised socials which aint a bad thing which weeds out the fakestimewasters.so roll on the 5th ;)

Mr Throb,
Thats a bit of shameless plugging of the Brum Social this coming weekend if ever i did read such a shameless plug before sir..

of course they dont.. to busy wrapped heads n everything else on these bloggrizumz pages ;)img src="imagesadultemoticons002.gif"

What point was that?
Shameless plugs for the Brum christmas social taking place on the 5th, details of which can be found in the events calendar...
Or shameless use and abuse of Roger...huh, Sassy.

Probably a good idea as none of us Brits can pronounce Sascatciii, sascwatch, sassilassiwatchi....
That place in Canada you live...

MrsN,
Must just be us east London lot that ave barney with words of more than two silly balls..
And if we cannot rhyme it with summin, we are royly in the tom tit.
It ain't our fault, everywhere around us is sorted for ar spech imped, imped....problem.
East am, West am, upt'n park, Ackne, Stratfard, Bethnail green.all two silly ones.

Mr K,
If dont you fall off the edge of the world if yer go norf of the gap?

"Is sunderland in england ?"

Most definitely. It's Carlisle you have to worry about, which is why I often consider myself "stateless" :-)