Is it me or did they just sing...?

5:30 pm Tuesday, 26^th May, 2015

I often have music playing in the background when I'm doing something. It's actually a vital ingredient for me when cooking. But sometimes, I have to stop and listen again to a song very carefully because did they really just sing what I thought they just sang or are my ears still waterlogged from swimming last year? Yep, this is a blog about those bizarre twisted lyrics. There are so many out there to choose from. And I can't be the only one with aged hearing, surely?

Anyone remember that romantic song, I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight by Cutting Crew? It contains a strong warning about the food you serve:

"I just died in your arms tonight, must have been some kind of cheese".

My current favourite twisted lyric is in that great Billy Joel song, We Didn't Start the Fire. Listen carefully and he sings....

"hypodermics on the shores, vaginas under martial law"

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	7:41 pm Tuesday, 26^th May, 2015 Fetch1 The Three degrees sang " My simple heart "...it always sounded like " Bicycle Pump " to me
	1:38 am Wednesday, 27^th May, 2015 SunShineGirllUK Bjork "he's venus as a boy" = "his penis has a boil" The Police "message in a bottle" = "massage in a brothel"
	10:15 am Wednesday, 27^th May, 2015 Turquiose Loving "his penis has a boil" from SunShineGirlUK and also "you're a dick with a glove", from lostman55 - thanks for those contributions! I have to say that last one does remind me of something SunshineGirl posted on another blog - "No glove, no love". Queen really seem to have had a thing going about food and beverage didn't they? Thanks all for the contributions, they're making me giggle. Keep 'em coming! x
	1:38 pm Wednesday, 27^th May, 2015 SunShineGirllUK Just for you here's another Turquiose.....'If you don't shield your rocket - Keep it in your pocket' :-) x
	2:24 pm Wednesday, 27^th May, 2015 Turquiose Lol! Which song is that from SSG?
	3:04 pm Thursday, 28^th May, 2015 Turquiose Here's a classic from Michael Jackson: Let's dance, let's shout Shake your body, undo the bra
	7:24 am Monday, 8^th June, 2015 Fetch1 I also like song parodies " Sam and Janet evening " from South Pacific. " Didn't we have a horrible time,the day we went to Blackpool " Jasper Carrottt. " This is my first affair,so what goes where ? " Frank Sinatra. " It's impossible..to make love in a Fiat 500 " Perry Como. " I saw a tart ( sore at heart ) " Pirates of Penzance. " A penis ( happiness ) " Ken Dodd

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