First time first love oh what feeling is this
Electricity flows
Like a break in the clouds and the first ray of sun
I can feel it inside something new has begun
Ok, yes, this is my first blog; yes, it's totally non-serious; and no, it has nothing to do with either Robin Beck nor coca cola. Um, if that last bit meant nothing to you - bless you child, enjoy your youth....but the best is still to come. ;)
Right back to topic. This blog is about a first for you. Do you remember your first.....toy? What was it? What prompted you to get it? In fact, did you get it or did someone else? Details please - and don't forget the more juicier the better, just don't get your keyboard all wet. I hate it when the keys start sticking.
Sitting comfortably over there? Then I'll start off. My first toy was a remote controlled dildo. I believe from a shop in Soho. My friend and her husband bought it for me sometime in 2002. I had just come out of a relationship and as my friend's hubby put it, it was best if I have a toy otherwise I might be tempted to have sex with just anyone! Obviously back then I had very different wants to today otherwise I wouldn't be hanging around here with you lovely people.
I admit, I didn't use the dildo much for quite a few months. But a wise young man told me that I needed to use it more regularly and not just leave it in a cupboard. Apparently, practice helps. You know what? Dude was so right!
Thus started my learning experience of staying home, entertaining myself with my first toy. But I still prefer it when I have a guest come and we mutually entertain each other.
Now, over to you... x
5:47 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2015
Luv2sucU
My first toy? Now there's a question!!
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6:09 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2015
SunShineGirllUK
'I have a wand and he goes everywhere with me'
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6:11 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2015
SunShineGirllUK
PS. Welcome to the blogs Turquiose :-) x |
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7:50 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2015
BigBurdUK
I've got more toys than Toys R Us, Woolworths and probably a few more stores all put together. Have to agree with SS could never be a 'replacement for the real deal'. Though they do the job in the absence of a partner,sadly they still leave me wanting to a certain degree |
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7:51 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2015
BigBurdUK
Hell i meant i agree with *SSG |
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8:22 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2015
Turquiose
I wrote a reply to everyone half an hour ago but it's flippin' AWOL!!! Grrr. |
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8:42 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2015
MrHappyScotland
You know you have arrived when you have been biten by the 'Monster' Turquiose by having had a comment vanish into thin air lol.
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8:43 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2015
MrHappyScotland
*Welcome |
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8:58 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2015
Turquiose
Ok, second time writing this reply.....
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9:01 pm Tuesday, 12th May, 2015
Turquiose
Thanks MrHappyScotland. Just one minor point - I don't believe, I know! At least now I know it's not just me. I wonder where all the disappearing comments go to? Is there an Adult Bermuda Triangle?
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5:40 am Wednesday, 13th May, 2015
Skebbie
I've found that it's not just censorship that accounts for missing posts on here: there also seems to be a time-out that ensures one's posts disappear into thin air unless one clicks the "+ comment" button fairly sharpish after typing. In other words, you can't start writing, go off and have a cup of tea, and then return to carry on writing. To be safe, these days I always "select all" and "copy" each post before pressing the button.
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9:17 am Wednesday, 13th May, 2015
eroticgoddess
Skebbie and Psavour......there may be no substitute for toys as far as men are concerned, but I've found that playing with toys at times just plain adds a bit of fun. Though to be honest, DIY gets boring no matter how fun the toys are.
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9:52 am Wednesday, 13th May, 2015
SunShineGirllUK
Glad to hear you make 'changes' WithLove and Yes in a way that does apply to appendages. Hence the need for condoms, as one never knows so i think it's far better to be safe than sorry, isn't it?
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10:19 am Wednesday, 13th May, 2015
Skebbie
EG: I'm curious as to whether the said dildo was purchased specifically for its colour, or for some other reason. I've heard some people say that black dildos are much bigger and more satisfying than their counterparts of other colours, but so far I've found no scientific evidence to corroborate this claim. |
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2:16 pm Wednesday, 13th May, 2015
eroticgoddess
Skebbie--My friend bought it because "It looked cool." It was not big, I have a bright pink one that is much bigger (I'd prefer black to pink, though.....pink is not a sexy color to play with, i think?).
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2:07 am Thursday, 14th May, 2015
Turquiose
Thanks Skebbie m'dearest for the advice. I did actually make sure to copy my post just in case it meandered over to the Adult Bermuda Triangle to join the first one.
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7:37 am Thursday, 14th May, 2015
Skebbie
Turquoise: As I think you'll rapidly discover, the majority of the regular bloggers will readily seize upon any opportunity to expound at length on any aspect of foodstuffs. The worst offender is chocolate, closely followed (in a similar vein) by Kit-kats.
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7:39 am Thursday, 14th May, 2015
Skebbie
psavour: I'll be doing my annual Celtic fertility rite at Castlerigg Circle in the Lakes this summer if anyone female cares to join me :-) |
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11:52 am Thursday, 14th May, 2015
Fetch1
First toy ? I'm still struggling to build something meaningful from the Meccano Set I got for my Seventh Birthday ! |
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12:33 pm Thursday, 14th May, 2015
SunShineGirllUK
Build it and they will come Fetch, so get cracking with the Meccano lol ......After all life is a field of dreams, isn't it? :-) x |
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1:04 pm Thursday, 14th May, 2015
SunShineGirllUK
Can't help but mention Glass toys, heck i have a couple that in my opinion would look just as good as an ornament than some tat that seems to pass for decoration these days and a damn sight more pleasurable may i add ;-) x |
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4:12 pm Thursday, 14th May, 2015
Skebbie
Are they the more Venetian variety as opposed to the Everest school ? :-) |
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6:14 pm Thursday, 14th May, 2015
Turquiose
SunShineGirl - thanks for that. I was amused to read somewhere that the best quality ones can last hundreds of years! I wonder if whoever product tested the lasting power of a glass toy was able to walk straight after those hundreds of years? |
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6:16 pm Thursday, 14th May, 2015
Turquiose
Alas psavour, I can't find where I wrote down the name. I just remember it was single origin Peruvian. Even I did find the name, I don't think I should reveal that sort of information on here. In the wrong hands...!
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1:29 am Friday, 15th May, 2015
Skebbie
"Thin"? Perhaps. "Adonis" ??? (muffled laughter........) Well thanks for the positive publicity anyway..... :-)
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3:04 am Friday, 15th May, 2015
Skebbie
If by "personality plus" you mean "eccentric", then yes I "deffo agree" :-)
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9:55 am Friday, 15th May, 2015
Turquiose
Welcome openislandcpl and thanks for commenting on my first blog! Yep I was a virgin hub blogger....
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10:54 am Friday, 15th May, 2015
SunShineGirllUK
'Venetian rather than everest' why of course Skebbie.....Even watched something on TV a while back about venetian made and style sex toys boring old sod that i am ;-) x |
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11:28 am Friday, 15th May, 2015
Skebbie
The topic of sex toys juxtaposed with an image of your good self could never be boring, Sanshain ;-)
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4:38 am Saturday, 16th May, 2015
Skebbie
Does anyone remember a shampoo for women called "Twice as Lasting" ??
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5:50 am Saturday, 16th May, 2015
freeforpleasure
Turquoise, Welcome to the world of blogs. I have always confessed they were my first window to the site. I love reading them and some of the bloggers here are just full of wittiness and amazing creativity. Indeed food is a major thing as well as :P |
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3:34 pm Tuesday, 19th May, 2015
Skebbie
By a strange coincidence, one of my friends on a well known social networking site has just posted a photo of a bottle of Pantene shampoo that seems to be similarly catering for the "baser instincts" of its users :-) Evidently sex continues to sell :-) |