So - a question for the ladies...

7:33 pm Tuesday, 25th November, 2014

thicktom71

Do you get so horny at work you have to just shut yourself away in the office or nip to the bathroom to 'relieve the tension' as it were..?

No idea why but I ended up having a speed wank in my office this afternoon (made sure I wasn't going to be disturbed but still had that adrenaline rush LOL)



Comments

8:59 pm Tuesday, 25th November, 2014 Luv2sucU

I used to work with a group of wankers.
Never caught them choking the chicken in the office though.

9:09 pm Tuesday, 25th November, 2014 thicktom71

I think today's exertion was more akin to spanking the monkey...

9:18 pm Tuesday, 25th November, 2014 Luv2sucU

Whipping ya willy, buffing the banana, burping the worm, cranking the shank, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log or jerkin' the gherkin.
Whatever you call it, hope you cleaned up afterwards. Gross!

9:25 pm Tuesday, 25th November, 2014 Luv2sucU

Politics is popular with people with those sort of skills, apparently.

12:46 am Wednesday, 26th November, 2014 Skebbie

Yes I can see the UK workforce is being as productive as ever :-)

6:44 pm Wednesday, 26th November, 2014 Luv2sucU

Porky, a job description and person spec would be interesting.

10:39 pm Wednesday, 26th November, 2014 doktorzook

So has anybody paid by the clock done the sly Jodrell version of a time and a half tommer??

1:28 am Thursday, 27th November, 2014 friday194922

tickle the mary?try a beard!!!!

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