Feckin' promoters....!

8:51 pm Friday, 4th April, 2014

northernlad55UK

I should be headlining with my band at a VERY famous London venue tonight but the promoter has screwed up and it's cancelled...

'Bollocks!' just about covers it.......



Comments

9:55 pm Friday, 4th April, 2014 northernlad55UK

as well he ought.........!

7:15 am Saturday, 5th April, 2014 makesyousmile

Gdu, that's disgraceful!!!!!!

I had already pre-ordered that issue in the hope of seeing you with so much more clarity than my current '2cm square', printed screen shot profile picture of you I keep next to my bed in a heart shaped frame!

(I'm not a stalker honest). img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

8:25 am Saturday, 5th April, 2014 makesyousmile

Oh GDU.

Why, oh why do you tease me with such hollow promises? Your a cruel mistress, yet alas, I can no more dismiss you from my heart than I could stop the rain from falling, and I fear I shall remain hopelessly shackled to your soul for an eternity!

Your ever hopeful and devoted servant, MYS.

Not every Saturday morning you get that amount of adoration eh?

9:29 am Saturday, 5th April, 2014 makesyousmile

Oops! I think we have officially hijacked this blog! Sorry about that Northernlad!

9:50 am Sunday, 6th April, 2014 northernlad55UK

Hmmmm - This is like wine tasting: I'm getting hints of sarcasm and mickey taking on the nose, lashings of adoration on the palate, and a healthy dollop of truthfulness in the finish...!

; - )

10:24 am Sunday, 6th April, 2014 makesyousmile

You big tattle tale GDU, I should put you over my knee and give you a good spanking for that!

12:15 pm Sunday, 6th April, 2014 northernlad55UK

HijackingBlogsRus! :)

1:22 pm Sunday, 6th April, 2014 makesyousmile

Now, Now. No complaints. It keeps you up on the leaders board so to speak! img src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"

1:54 pm Sunday, 6th April, 2014 northernlad55UK

Not yet, but he's promised us a main support slot for someone or other who used to be famous a long time ago. Oh the thrills.......

1:56 pm Sunday, 6th April, 2014 northernlad55UK

And as our stuff is VERY different to his, we'll get bottled off by his fans I guess. So, all in all, definitely worth doing...! ; - )

2:34 pm Sunday, 6th April, 2014 makesyousmile

Think I may adopt that phrase Northern. 'Bottled off'!

You would simply not believe how F******g 'Bottled off' I am right now!

Then, he asked me to take the rubbish out! I was so 'Bottled off'

Ah come on mate don't 'Bottle me off'

2:37 pm Sunday, 6th April, 2014 makesyousmile

GDU Don't dare me! I have bloody big hands, and yes it may well cost me a flight ticket, but there is nothing I wouldn't do if dared!

2:45 pm Sunday, 6th April, 2014 Luv2sucU

'Bollocks!' just about covers it.......



I'm sure there's a joke there somewhere :)

3:13 pm Sunday, 6th April, 2014 northernlad55UK

Not a chance - I've been to a few PiL gigs and he won't stand for anything like that!

3:14 pm Sunday, 6th April, 2014 northernlad55UK

Hey MYS - my girl was playing with my willy with her keys. Do you think it's a fetish? Or am I just being fobbed off...? ;-)

5:29 pm Sunday, 6th April, 2014 makesyousmile

Northern! Lol.

6:57 pm Sunday, 6th April, 2014 Luv2sucU

Chesney Hawkes: He is ".... the one and only"

Urgh ... I almost embarrassed myself there.
In an attempt to redeem myself I'd just like to say that I was not a fan of Chesney. I was into really cool bands like erm ... hmm, oh yeah, The Cure.

Joe, Northern ... Shhhhh let me keep some street cred ;-)

7:00 pm Sunday, 6th April, 2014 northernlad55UK

Ha! Nah, it's not him, but I'd do it if it was - all them women slinging their knickers at him...! Ooooh Matron!

2:01 am Monday, 7th April, 2014 makesyousmile

Gdu, I would if I could, and reckon I'd let you off the spanking too, probably just scold you a little bit!

6:42 pm Monday, 7th April, 2014 northernlad55UK

Wouldn't only be my finger that I'd wag and wave at you.....

10:36 pm Monday, 7th April, 2014 rigger101uk

What's square and sits in the corner making a buzzing sound?

Rod Hulls telly....

Anyway I feel your hurt Northern although I fear my overly fertile brain has come up with a few suggestions for what constitutes a very famous London venue and have concluded that notwithstanding your promoters gift of the gab Her Majesty would have been highly unlikely to have you causing feedback on Phillips hearing aid.

Then again I could be wrong as all sorts go on in there.

Believe me.

4:23 am Tuesday, 8th April, 2014 makesyousmile

Northern lad! 'How disgraceful!' What kind of site do you think this is?

You should be ashamed at yourself for making such gratuitous innuendos at a perfectly sweet and innocent individual as 'gdu' the poor woman's mind is positively ruined now for us decent and respectable fellows. img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

7:49 am Tuesday, 8th April, 2014 makesyousmile

Good gracious gdu never!!!!

5:50 pm Tuesday, 8th April, 2014 northernlad55UK

Obviously, I'd be waving my Autograph Book and pen at her - she doesn't get over here very often...

5:51 pm Tuesday, 8th April, 2014 northernlad55UK

And cheers Rigger....!

11:20 pm Wednesday, 9th April, 2014 northernlad55UK

Sadly (or mercifully), being the world's best bass player doesn't necessarily qualify one as rock god....

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