Thursday does it tickle?

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How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.




What do you do when your cat’s dead?
Play with the neighbor’s pussy instead.




What has 148 teeth and holding back a monster?
My zipper.




What is Moby Dick’s dad’s name?
Papa Boner.




What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball!






What has 148 teeth and holding back a monster?
My zipper.




What is Moby Dick’s dad’s name?
Papa Boner.




What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato?
A dictator!




Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.




What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
The Head nurse

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