Fun day Friday 4byiu

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!


Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?


Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!


With great penis, comes great responsibility.


Love is like a machine.... sometimes you just need a good screw to fix it.


Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.


What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?
I don’t have a Ferrari.




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