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Shall I respond in Japanese just to be superior ? :-)

MsGeil: Despite my Yorkshire domicile when in UK, I am - in fact - Cumbrian, which is possibly harder to understand than Japanese :-)

MsGeil: That title applies only to Cumbria :-) (Or maybe Australia...) My ancestors used to be Border Reivers, so I do a good line in rape and pillage.

Lilith: "If ever tha doz owt for nowt, allus dee it fer thisen"
(Ladies submitting correct translations will qualify for Skebbie's prize draw, in which you could win a foot of black pudding.)

Well I *would* have it it wasn't for the varicose veins :-)

MsGeil: Amen to that.

Lilith: Decision on the black pudding award is awaiting removal of the asterisks.

MsGeil: I assume you're aware that there is also something known as "white pudding" up in these them parts. In fact this is closer to what's on offer. It's just that I didn't want to be accused of racial bias.

Curvy and Kinky: Both of you at once are fine providing you don't both want to ride on top first. Otherwise I really *will* be shagged out before my time :-)

.....which means "give it to me, big boy" (not the most economic of languages :-)