I remember as a boy putting my dick ina bowl of jelly. I recall a friend suggesting that a bowl of cracked eggs feels like a pussy. So you can imagine where that led me and my juvenile dick. I raped one or two stuffed toys and even lubed up a clothes manaquin which ended up pinching my poor little sausage and giving me a blood blister, but the wierdest and and most spectacularly stupid thing i ever did was rammed my raging boy boner down a turned on vacuum cleaner. It sucked and pinched. I squealed and slipped. I lay breathless and sore, then i tickled and throbbed and then....
and then....
i shot my load straight down it's throat. I sighed and lay bewildered but satisfied until the jingle of keys at the front door. My deflated appendage slipped out of the tube as i lept to my feet and slipped on my pants barely in time for my mother to walk in and se me holding the vacuum. She looked around and smiled, "what a good boy doing the housework. Not the best job but wow thank you so much"
Oh....oh.... no problem mum. Can i go to Craig's? i asked.
Please share your adventures with me - Chubby
4:50 pm Wednesday, 14th August, 2013
Skebbie
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