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Have You Got What it Takes to be the Next Champ?

The annual Air Sex World Championships reaches climax every year, when a handful of the USA’s biggest libidos drink enough beer to get on stage and simulate sex. Alone. With (most of) their clothes on.

The nationwide tour features a 'sport' that’s a lot like air guitar - well, if you replace guitars with your imaginary friend’s air-privates and a splash of comedy. Air Sex participants have jaw-dropping sexual encounters with an invisible partner (or partners!) using nothing more than the art of pelvic storytelling, music and pure imagination.

The rules are pretty simple: Props are permitted and groups are allowed. The golden rule is that all sexual climaxes must be simulated, not real, and you must have at least one invisible person (or object) that you are making love to.”

A panel of judges, featuring porn stars and other fornication legends, provide each contestant with hilarious feedback after each performance, ensuring that even the worst Air Sex routine makes for a solidly entertaining time. The audience then chooses the winner.

It’s a comedy show that brings people together in a respectfully dirty, unpredictably ridiculous, and oddly touching celebration of sexual freedom and expression. A truly in-your-front-back-and-face experience.

So how about it? At the very least you can say that it was the funniest thing you ever saw/did that night...at that place...with those people. Have you got the moves?

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