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Swinger Meister79 (Male) from UK, Shipston On Stour

About me:

I like camping and hiking in the nude, uphill skiing, and base jumping, as long as it's not more than 3 feet high. I also like puppies, but only if they aren't rabid.

I drive by the gym at least once a day, and take my cats out for a drag every night. Sometimes, I go strolling alone along the beach and feed the birds. . . . to the sharks. Occasionally, I'll even kick sand on couples having an afternoon picnic. It's a hoot. Makes me smile. But it would be nice to share those walks with someone though.

A lot of women have told me I look like David Tennant. . . . in the dark. Others have said I'm a hunk, but a hunk of what? Cheese?

About my date:

I'm looking for a woman who appreciates the finer things in life, like sauerkraut, Amish quilts, and Aboriginal didgeridoos. A woman that's not afraid to let her hair down. . . . . unless she's wearing a wig.

Someone who likes me for who I am, and not for what I turn into during a full moon. Someone that appreciates my large hands, lazy eye, and big butt. . . . I digress. . . .

For fun:

I enjoy having epileptic seizures in public places, especially in clubs. I've started two new dance styles so far. I also like to take long falls down steep hills, especially when there are a plethora of blackberry bushes along the way.

Favourite hot spots:

I usually hang out in hospitals, healing, but when I'm not doing that, I go to the Zoo and visit some of my relatives in the primate exhibits. I'd love to take you there, but they tend to throw things at strangers. Not good things either.

Favourite things:

All I remember is waking up naked on a pool table with a traffic cone on my head and a couple 'professional' ladies old enough to be my grandmother.

Last read:

Last thing I read was a warning on a light socket about not putting your finger inside it. Then I blacked out. Apparently tongues shouldn't be inserted into the sockets either.

Faith: Other

God plays a vital role in my life. So far, he's used me as a warning to others. Been struck by lightning t-t-t-twice now. Of course I'm sure it has nothing to do with me standing on hilltops with a Tin Foil Hat cursing at him during a thunderstorm.

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Meister79 Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 44
Sexuality Straight
Location UK, England: Warwickshire, Shipston On Stour
Ethnicity White / Caucasian
Height 6ft 1in (185 cm)
Build Average
Hair Dark brown
Body hair Natural
Body decoration Tattoos
Drink Never
Smoke No
Drugs None
Travel Can accommodate