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That's A Big Butt Plug

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Did you hear about the 79 ft. butt plug in Paris? Well it's technically not meant to be a butt plug, it's officially a contemporarily designed Christmas tree inspired by the shape of a butt plug, but to us dirty-minded folk it's a butt plug.

The artistic piece, entitled 'tree' and erected in Place Vendome, enraged local people due to it's uncanny resemblance to the anally inserted sexual toy and has since been vandalised leaving it limp and flaccid on the ground.

The work's creator has decided not to re-erect it after worrying that it could cause more trouble for himself after being violently attacked by the unhappy locals. Guess he'll just have find another way of plugging Xmas.

Tree? lol

Not a design I'd want to put tinsel on in my living room come December.
xbecky

RE:That's A Big Butt Plug

Thats only n only a big massive butt plug...even larger than a dinosaur :P
mugwump2008

RE:That's A Big Butt Plug

I'm sure we have a few inspired members that would be up for taking that challenge lol. Imagine the gape it would create. We could call it Santa's Grot

Vous ne pouvez pas administrateur jamais avoir la bonne?

C'est la Place Vendôme, avec un accent circonflexe ... et de vieilles nouvelles.

RE:That's A Big Butt Plug

It wasn't vandals that cut the wires to "the Tree in la Place Vendôme) it was Tod Grimshaw from Corrie who was in Paris on a bender & went MMMMMMMM that'll hit the spot. They still can't get the smile of his face.

You should see my other BP

Maybe coloured BP's are the way of the future! I vote for pink ribbed ones with feathers.....heaven.

I though myne was big

I gess I ondly have a small one then Sanddy 1