i never met anyone here yet..

Late Nights

Nah.....img src="imagesadultemoticons002.gif"

Na na na na na img src="imagesadultemoticons021.gif"

at this ungodly hour img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

Whisky is better to give you a good nights sleep zzzzzzzzz

Plastering or plastered?

I've got a big shed for you truck :-) x

Two garages....Oooo greedy lol

Twilight zone img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

What a coat hanger G, wasn't planning to stay that long

Hide the rope!!!!!

My only advice is don't drop the soap in the boys shower at the gym lol

Nah theyd' get wet in the shower and ruin the flavour

Can you improve the chargrilled flavour? lol

Step back for the cooker G unless you have the fire brigade on speed dialimg src="imagesadultemoticons022.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

why does they have a fire extinguisher G?

*she have

check the housing insurance is up to date img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

Never let Choco near a barbecue........it melts img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

I cheat as i use a gas Barbecue :-) x

Just call you 'Prodigy', G...... as 'you're a fire starter' though deffo not twisted :-)