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8:02 pm Thursday, 23rd July, 2015

It was quite large and extremely hard when I woke this morning.
It has been very annoying for a while now; always in the way.
I can't walk properly at all, in fact it gets in the way so much I have to hop.
Anyway, rolling over wasn't going to help ... it was hardly possible to be honest.
I lay there dreaming of release ... it is an all encompassing focus of attention as it just hangs there as stiff as a board; and hardly discrete, trousers are just a problem.
Having swung myself out of bed it was just in the way impeding movement either right or left ... and standing meant I had to counter-balance the weight due to the length of the bloody thing. I should be used to by now but ... sigh.
But in 2 weeks I get the cast off and hopefully I can stand on my (no longer) broken ankle. Hope springs eternal.

So how was your morning wake-up moment?




Comments
9:52 pm Thursday, 23rd July, 2015

Have a stiff one (drink)

10:34 pm Thursday, 23rd July, 2015

On the bright side it could have been worse Mac, as you could be stuck with the blasted stookie for much longer than that.... Now should we start singing 'I'm Jake the peg deedle eedle eedle um'?

Hope you did get the tippex out Mr!? Might be an idea to bulk buy cotton wool or bubble wrap for protection in the future :-) x

10:37 pm Thursday, 23rd July, 2015

Goodness me Corblimey, Mac's a Scottish man so one 'Stiff one' may not be enough :-) x

10:38 pm Thursday, 23rd July, 2015

Then again maybe that was myself i was thinking about Hmm ;-) x

2:22 pm Friday, 24th July, 2015

Ditto Mac as I'm also 'bOrEd oUt Of my MiNd' img src="imagesadultemoticons009.gif"

10:58 pm Friday, 24th July, 2015

Macbloke,
Christ i was relieved when i got to the end and realised it was a cast you was talking about...
I started off thinking this was Embarrassing Bodies...
Large, blue, trusers a problem and making it difficult to move, i thought you were describing a rearly nasty case of hemorrhoids!!!! img src="imagesadultemoticons022.gif"

7:25 am Sunday, 26th July, 2015

L

7:29 am Sunday, 26th July, 2015

Sorry Mac. This silly phone. Considering I have suffered recently with this problem. I have little to add except that I am hugging u. Hopefully that will help. No it will not. U made me laugh tho. I hope u get better soon.img src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"

8:51 pm Sunday, 26th July, 2015

Very well written..... LOLimg src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"

9:56 pm Sunday, 26th July, 2015

Macbloke,
My spelling of trousers was not my assumption of your accent, just that i am an illeterate idjit.
Far be it from me to take the proverbial outa anyones accent, what with me sounding like Dick Van-Dyke....cor blimey an'll at, me ol' china like..
Right, that the accent piss taking issue sorted..

Through the streets in my kilt I'll go, All the lassies shout hello! Donald where's your troosers!!!

Sorry, couldn't help it

7:57 am Monday, 27th July, 2015

Awh poor you Mac, get your kilt on, you most us of women can't resist a man in a kilt Pwoarrr! ;-) x

PS if you ask nice i'm sure someone will offer to be your nurse maid and be at your beck & call to satisfy your every need. Tut tut not in that way Mr, keep it clean.........Was that a bed bath you asked for? lol :-) x

8:11 am Monday, 27th July, 2015

*you know most of us woman.....
should bloomin have at least two coffee's before i dare to comment as my poor brain never wakes till it's had a double dose of caffeine :- x

9:35 am Tuesday, 28th July, 2015

Show the goods Mac..lol...

8:54 pm Tuesday, 28th July, 2015

As i've changed back to avatar i'm rather peeved that they don't have a kilt or any tartan clothes Grrrr!!! :-( x

PS Still waiting for notification that my application form for the job 'Opening' ;-) x

8:56 pm Tuesday, 28th July, 2015

OOps * has been received!?

12:12 am Thursday, 30th July, 2015

Ahhh Mr Mac.....I think the 'Help For Heroes Tartan' would rather match your blue stiffy, so no getting out of wearing your kilt Mr :-) x

12:27 pm Thursday, 30th July, 2015

Loads of blue tartan to choose from, is it only if the kilt wearing male dares to go bare that draws you to Kilted men Sunshine? xxx

8:55 pm Thursday, 30th July, 2015

Crimes against rainbows!
I getch'a now....blue tartan.
There was me that Mac had been pestering zippy and bungle!

2:44 pm Friday, 7th August, 2015

So you've had it off....hope you take the Doc's advice and 'use it till it's no longer stiff' what a waste of a stiffy if you don't ;-)

12:47 am Saturday, 8th August, 2015

Mqc,
Didnt you learn your lesson the last time you bought those dodgy Viagra off that bloke down the pub.

11:42 am Saturday, 8th August, 2015

Mac keep well clear of dodgy blokes in pubs as their Viagra is really 'Mycoxafloppin' and won't rise to the occasion and leave you feeling rather limp ;-)

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