It was quite large and extremely hard when I woke this morning.
It has been very annoying for a while now; always in the way.
I can't walk properly at all, in fact it gets in the way so much I have to hop.
Anyway, rolling over wasn't going to help ... it was hardly possible to be honest.
I lay there dreaming of release ... it is an all encompassing focus of attention as it just hangs there as stiff as a board; and hardly discrete, trousers are just a problem.
Having swung myself out of bed it was just in the way impeding movement either right or left ... and standing meant I had to counter-balance the weight due to the length of the bloody thing. I should be used to by now but ... sigh.
But in 2 weeks I get the cast off and hopefully I can stand on my (no longer) broken ankle. Hope springs eternal.
So how was your morning wake-up moment?
9:52 pm Thursday, 23rd July, 2015
Have a stiff one (drink)
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10:34 pm Thursday, 23rd July, 2015
On the bright side it could have been worse Mac, as you could be stuck with the blasted stookie for much longer than that.... Now should we start singing 'I'm Jake the peg deedle eedle eedle um'?
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10:37 pm Thursday, 23rd July, 2015
Goodness me Corblimey, Mac's a Scottish man so one 'Stiff one' may not be enough :-) x |
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10:38 pm Thursday, 23rd July, 2015
Then again maybe that was myself i was thinking about Hmm ;-) x |
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2:22 pm Friday, 24th July, 2015
Ditto Mac as I'm also 'bOrEd oUt Of my MiNd' img src="imagesadultemoticons009.gif" |
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10:58 pm Friday, 24th July, 2015
Macbloke,
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7:25 am Sunday, 26th July, 2015
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7:29 am Sunday, 26th July, 2015
Sorry Mac. This silly phone. Considering I have suffered recently with this problem. I have little to add except that I am hugging u. Hopefully that will help. No it will not. U made me laugh tho. I hope u get better soon.img src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif" |
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8:51 pm Sunday, 26th July, 2015
Very well written..... LOLimg src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif" |
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9:56 pm Sunday, 26th July, 2015
Macbloke,
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7:57 am Monday, 27th July, 2015
Awh poor you Mac, get your kilt on, you most us of women can't resist a man in a kilt Pwoarrr! ;-) x
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8:11 am Monday, 27th July, 2015
*you know most of us woman.....
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9:35 am Tuesday, 28th July, 2015
Show the goods Mac..lol... |
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8:54 pm Tuesday, 28th July, 2015
As i've changed back to avatar i'm rather peeved that they don't have a kilt or any tartan clothes Grrrr!!! :-( x
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8:56 pm Tuesday, 28th July, 2015
OOps * has been received!? |
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12:12 am Thursday, 30th July, 2015
Ahhh Mr Mac.....I think the 'Help For Heroes Tartan' would rather match your blue stiffy, so no getting out of wearing your kilt Mr :-) x |
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12:27 pm Thursday, 30th July, 2015
Loads of blue tartan to choose from, is it only if the kilt wearing male dares to go bare that draws you to Kilted men Sunshine? xxx |
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8:55 pm Thursday, 30th July, 2015
Crimes against rainbows!
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2:44 pm Friday, 7th August, 2015
So you've had it off....hope you take the Doc's advice and 'use it till it's no longer stiff' what a waste of a stiffy if you don't ;-) |
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12:47 am Saturday, 8th August, 2015
Mqc,
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11:42 am Saturday, 8th August, 2015
Mac keep well clear of dodgy blokes in pubs as their Viagra is really 'Mycoxafloppin' and won't rise to the occasion and leave you feeling rather limp ;-) |