Sex Quotes - Famous and Funny

During research for other articles, I kept coming across various lists with titles such as ‘Love Quotes: the Wisest, the Wittiest and the Most Cynical’.

It got me thinking about the quotes out there that refer to the always controversial, ever-intriguing subject of sex.

After all, what could be healthier than light-hearted chuckling over our abiding impulses. At some level, most of us can appreciate that many comic utterances betray profound truths about ourselves— truths that we might not be willing to look at without their being framed humorously.

Here are some of the ones I found during my quick search. Do you know any others? Have you made up any of your own? I would love to read them. :-)

"Sex on television can't hurt you, unless you fall off." ~ Anon

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography." ~ Robert Byrne

"A dirty book is rarely dusty." ~ Anon

"The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on." ~ Anon

"Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. ~ Anon

“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble." ~ John Barrymore

"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex." ~ Billy Joel

"How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches." ~ Flash Rosenberg

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