(Don't) Rock the boat

Well well well. Seems that I've gained quite a following here.

Case in point: My inbox has been pinging nonstop with messages from people from all over the world, couples and individuals alike, giving their own two cents and their take on my gall and arrogance. There are also a few sending out their love (love y'all back!) and more than half of junky one liners.

I am not here to enter a popularity contest. I don't owe anyone any explanations. But since I'm feeling generous, let me indulge the curiosity of the cats out there who's been calling me out to play by means of spicy verbal sparring.

To those who think I'm a hypocrite by creating dramatic waves despite my aversion to drama myself, then simply click on the next profile and move on along. I've given you so little insight about who I am as a person. I only judge people who invite it upon themselves and not unsuspecting folks whose end goal is ultimately the same as myself: to have fun by exploring the limitless options laid out for me. No, contrary to popular belief, I am not a rude and uneducated bitch who lambaste proposals left and right. In reality, my sweet demeanor is totally overshadowed by an even sweeter smile and sunny disposition. My quest for a good time extends to my consideration for those who have graced me with their presence. Quality over quantity.

And you know what? The cut and chase is an essential part of the whole hook up game. Which is why I give a premium to those gents who qualify for the initial screening. My conditions are not entirely unreasonable. They're born out of necessity because of the experiences I've had in the past. It all boils down to what I deem is my worth. I work damned hard to be where I am right now and hell will freeze over before I let another person trample all over me like I'm just another piece of rag to throw out. Na-uh. There are tons of guys out there to chose from who can take good care of me, so why the eff would I want to hang out with a douche?

Virtually, we're a whole bunch of cantankerous folks with a whole lot of opinions beneath our anonymity. Despite the enigmatic profile, I am a simple girl who longs to unleash and explore the other quadrants of myself as I consult my Johari window. And what I'm looking for are willing partners who can help me reach my maximum potential. I don't have have the luxury of time to waste sitting across someone who rambles on about their conquests when I can be with someone who can help me grow as an individual.

Each person has a story to tell. And if you know how to listen, you'll gain a gem of information you can tuck in and save for a teary day. Ergo, creating an impression that's more formidable than what I really intended. Nonetheless, I'm still a feistybeyooch. But with a whole lotta depth and quirky character.

You've been served ;-)

• Add Comment
• View Blog