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7:22 am Saturday, 14th February, 2015

Having toiled a lot this week on the phone it has been a strugge to not start playing Conference Call Bingo ... you know the one ... waiting for pecific phrases to be stated and checking them off your list, then trying very not to shout BINGO when 'mute' is off.

Some example phrases include:
- 'Hello! Hello? ... can anyone hear me?'
- 'I think i am on mute ...'
- 'I think I am in the wrong call'
- 'Is the sun shining there in (country far away where it is the middle of the night)'
- 'Hi John!'
- 'John! John? Are you there John?'
- 'John, you are on mute'
- Sorry I was on mute, what i was saying was ...'


So ... what are our typical phrases for Blog Bingo?



Comments
9:07 am Saturday, 14th February, 2015

Heard:

So what are you into?
What are you looking for?
Want to watch me cum?
Why not?
Are you female?
Where do you live?
When are you free to meet? I'm hot.
Why don't you ever meet?
You're a tease.


Answered:

Just frikken read the profile.

10:38 am Saturday, 14th February, 2015

Ohhh I'd love to write VWE too...


But for some reason, my nose grows whenever I mention that ;-)

2:29 pm Saturday, 14th February, 2015

Buttstrap
ReamingReamed
Flange
Non Hardening
Flaps
Thrust Spigot
Bathtub
Crack
Plug
Smurf Spunk

11:09 pm Saturday, 14th February, 2015

Gilli, I really hope not, it's poisonous!

9:26 am Sunday, 15th February, 2015

I see where I went wrong there, didn't read the last line!

For blog bingo lately, a guaranteed winner will be

'will somebody please have sex with me?'
'I'm free now, will somebody. ....'
'I've got a penis, will somebody. ....'

and so on

12:35 pm Sunday, 15th February, 2015

Fancy a fcuk......well that was my mails for the past week. have been for a fool that doesn't seem to take NO for an answer.
(emm and it the sender reads this Grrrr the answer is still NO!!)

Oh Mac how could you forget to mention my fave..... 'Malt Whisky' lol :-) x

3:25 pm Sunday, 15th February, 2015

Can't believe no one hasn't mentioned the "naughty step" or the mythical "left nipple" ?



4:00 pm Sunday, 15th February, 2015

Sheepskin Rugs
Log cabin
Log Fires
Champagne and Strawberries

Of course CHOCOLATE, lots of it in every sort you can possibly imagine to suit everyones taste, though i have to say i'm not a chocolate lover.

Joe, me being an angel, i've not been to the naughty step for quite some time so i forgot all about it ;-) x

4:12 pm Sunday, 15th February, 2015

Oh me, oh my how could we miss out these two.......'ROGER' and 'COFFEE' :-) x

4:51 pm Sunday, 15th February, 2015

Jelly babies

Nuff said.

6:19 pm Sunday, 15th February, 2015

Of course SSG with you avoiding the naughty step due to your angelic qualities brings to mind another one ...... "Halo" ........ So many of those here ;-)

6:31 pm Sunday, 15th February, 2015

Mmm Deep growling 'Morning Voice' , can't leave that off the list Pwoarrrrr ;-) x

6:43 pm Sunday, 15th February, 2015

I seem to recall that the mere mention of Haribos used to get some people VERY excited on the blogs....or was it jelly beans? img src="imagesadultemoticons007.gif"

7:12 pm Sunday, 15th February, 2015

*Checks pockets for jelly beans and buttons . . . Damn! Must sew up that hole!

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