Stockings and suspenders

Always!!! Maybe I am old fashioned but I have worn stockings for many years now!!!

That is definitely a question for ladies only to answer. I pause only to offer a little advice to men who encounter ladies who like wearing these during sex. Keep your fingernails neatly trimmed and filed ,snagging a ladies stockings and causing ladders is not likely to endear yourself to them !

Bbw, that sounds a right faff...what's wrong with a nice pair of woolly socks??

Well having always worn stockings it was a Godsend when hold ups came along, no more pinging and they do stay up, do l keep them on.....always!!!

Lishy I'll have a stab at this ;-)

1, Yes I have. Tights though, (not stockings).
When going shooting years ago.. I didn't believe my mate, but he was right!! They do keep you warmer, lol. Under normal jeans etc anyway.

2, Definitely suzzy belt first, so you can clip the stocking soon as you pull one leg up, so it at least stays up while you faff with the rest of the rigmarole.

3. Emergency ladder stop: Dab of nail varnish.

4, 10 denier, but any from 10 to 20 still sexy as Hell.

5, Moisturise sometime before if stockings or tights, but as mentioned by others, it's a no no for hold ups.

6, From Ann Summers, many places online.


I agree Lishy, we do ask you to go through all this for us... but to be fair, blokes are very simple single celled creatures who respond pretty reliably to stockings and suspenders etc lol. I.E. we usually bring a ready for action appendage to the show, lol.

Was I close? ;-)


Hmm, Nos 5 and 6 seem to have got lumped together.. Oh well, at least they got through !!

Always hold ups (tip - cheap ones don't stay up)
Moisturise at your peril (they'll end up like pop socks)
Keep them on (well, why not?)

Rarely fit for wearing afterwards ...

A lady I knew,once came to bed wearing only her stockings and suspenders.She left the new high heels she had just bought, on the bedside cabinet.
One thing led to another,when suddenly she wrapped her legs tightly round my waist,holding me in a vice-like grip and started writhing. I responded like any good male would ,but she said " Don't get yourself too over-excited,I'm only trying my new shoes on ! "

Lishy aka Glitter Fairy.I must agree ,they a re difficult to get on when one has up to six costume changes in a show. Consequently,in recent years I have settled for a variety of old,hooped rugby socks when playing Pantomime Dame.The audiences don't seem to mind,concentrating as they are,on the unbelievably large,false boobs that I am wearing !

Submissive Lady .Practical and sensible as always ! Easy access is essential when the mood comes on for urgent sex or when you have had too much to drink and are bursting !
Time and tide wait for no man ( or woman ) ! and I believe one can get quite large surges in Gravesend ! xxxxxx

Hahahahaha!! Ron you crack me up...
Nice one.

Mmmmmm... thank you your Lishousness..

I look forward to your suzzy class.. and I promise to give your suzzies my utmost attention ;-)
In fact, I'll have a bloody good look for you xx.

Oh ps...

I'm definitely in the 'rip 'em off' camp too.
I love the actual throwing her onto the bed, flipping her overspinning her round etc etc then ripping and tearing off whatever's getting in the way!! ;-)

('Slow'...4u can be a bit of a misnomer, haha).

But you've got to think about it too.
Yes the stuff can be expensive, so I'm insistent on paying for new stuff.

BUT...

Leaving a 20 quid note on the bedside cabinet is fraught with danger... the fair sex don't take to it at all !!

There are three possible outcomes to leaving cash, (to pay for said rip offs)

1, She might well start crying.
Never a good sign in my opinion.

2. She might stick the ice-pick into your neck
without any warning whatsoever !!
Again, definitely a sign that she could be
a bit miffed with you.

3. She might simply resort to verbal abuse..
along the lines of "You tight bastard"

So, all in all, before the ripping starts, do arrange the trip to Ann Summers nice and early and BEFORE the bedroom bout ;-)

Tights Pantyhose may be comfortable and feel good but not as sexy. Stockings with a belt can be tiresome but so much sexier. A great compromise is hold ups especially the lace topped variety. As long as they are of a fine denier they look and feel so sexy and sensual too and what a turn on too!img src="imagesadultemoticons013.gif"

Tights Pantyhose may be comfortable and feel good but not as sexy. Stockings with a belt can be tiresome but so much sexier. A great compromise is hold ups especially the lace topped variety. As long as they are of a fine denier they look and feel so sexy and sensual too and what a turn on too!img src="imagesadultemoticons013.gif"

Tights Pantyhose may be comfortable and feel good but not as sexy. Stockings with a belt can be tiresome but so much sexier. A great compromise is hold ups especially the lace topped variety. As long as they are of a fine denier they look and feel so sexy and sensual too and what a turn on too!img src="imagesadultemoticons013.gif"

Tights Pantyhose may be comfortable and feel good but not as sexy. Stockings with a belt can be tiresome but so much sexier. A great compromise is hold ups especially the lace topped variety. As long as they are of a fine denier they look and feel so sexy and sensual too and what a turn on too!img src="imagesadultemoticons013.gif"

A short dressing gown with a nice wooly pair of socks would bring me over all unnecessary and that's no mistake!

Sorry to hijack your blog Ian.. but I also like the look of a woman in one of my shirts the morning.. (afterwards...) So cute and sexy ;-)

Dressing gown? Blimey!
Mine's a huge pink fleece one with a hood, belt and two big pockets that I can stuff tissues in.

Soooo not sexy :-)

Ahh Lostman, there's the rub hey? ;-)

PS, thank you Submiss', that was a lovely thing to say, xx.
If only all women had your impeccable taste, img src="imagesadultemoticons028.gif"

Luv2... well at least he didn't say he preferred a winceyette nightie lol.

Ohh nooo Sassy...

I guess that means you'd put me into the "Tight Bastard" group then... Damn.

Just as things were going well... ;-)

Ianr it's a good job we're all different, more to go round then!