Do as I say, not as I do...

Obviously - in my Eastern isolation - I've missed out on something here.
Did they burst into The Sun's offices wearing overalls and brandishing brandishing AK47s?

A large proportion of women are escorts, or work in the porn industry, through freedom of choice. And I hardly think that Page 3 could be classified as "porn" by any standards. Rather than being classified as "offensive" to women, I'd say that these days it's rather twee and almost as much a part of trad Brit tradition as saucy seaside postcards. Anyway, when I get a break from my busy workblogging schedule, I'll have a gander at the news.........................

Oh I dunno......Somehow being drenched in spunk sounds pretty unwholesome......at least to *me* :-) On the other hand, so is taking a dip in the sea on New Year's Day, but it seems to have its enthusiasts :-)

"Apologies.... "

And so you should be :-)

I only take the Sun for the gardening page, knitting patterns and the cricket scores. I never look at page three !

"Ejaculations.....
And lubrications......
I want the world to know how pervy I can be........"

Haha if Cliff ever gets wind of that he'll faint ;-)

Actually, going back to what I said about page 3 above, one train of thought could be that it's so twee in the present age, it's almost embarrassing: a bit like Miss World - a sort of British anachronism, like Bruce Forsyth......and he eventually had the sense to retire :-)

By foreign - I hope you don't mean American: All that frenetic head-bobbing, whiney nasal dirty-talk overkill, ludicrous muscle-bound beefcake, fake tits and horribly overdone tats. Give me something genuinely erotic and natural any day.

French or Italian Skebbie....

German is - well - german, all very ja ja ja fick mich ooo oo oo. Scandinavian is reasonably wholesome. Brit porn is completely Austin Allegro whilst as you say that from the US of A could go a long way to curing me of watching it in the first place.

As for Page 3 well, I suppose that I am surprised that it has lasted this long.

No more page 3 stunnas then. RIP. Happily you can still see them in the online version.

Apparently...............

Or maybe I should just have a placard that says

"Je Suis Tits Out"

Japanese porn.......ah....now we're talking ;-)

Japanese porn is just ... weird. All that whining and whimpering from the ladies is either highly amusing or irritating. Do they intentionally try to look like they're in pain or not enjoying themselves? Any why do they pixel out the 'fanny shot'? We all know what it looks like!


Anyhoos, who needs porn when Bear Grylls has a new season starting ...

Ah so you admit you've watched it, then? :-) I can imagine that for a self-professed cock-watcher all that pixelation must be frustrating.

Suppose it all depends on one's taste, but personally I consider Japanese porn actresses (or at least many of the well known ones) to be among the most gorgeous exponents of the trade. Japanese women do tend to be much more vocal in the sack than their Western counterparts, so to me at least, the whining and whimpering is merely a familiar cultural trait.

I'm not trying to be an apologist for the genre, you realize :-) It's just that I think the sheer range of stuff covered in Japanese porn is mind-boggling: something for everyone, you might say. It's just a question of wading through it and finding one's "niche" :-)

I was wondering whether BG and Luv2 could invent a whole new sexual genre of how to make love in a hammock suspended by two pitons from the Dawn Wall of El Capitan.

Back to topic:
According to an article I've just read, Page 3's demise may have been greatly exaggerated :-)

Yeah the whining and whimpering spoils it for me too.
I like to think she's actually enjoying the whole thing, not simply putting up with me and telling me to pull her nightie down afterwards!

The cultural thing does make sense.. but even so, it would take some persuading for me to get used to it.

Mind you, if I had to be there for weeks or months on end too...
Ohh go on then, I'll give it a go, lol.

The hypocrisy is astounding JE SUIS CHARLIE indeed...

Bit cold for that Lil - at least up here in riggerland.

That said you can come and stand with me while I wave my placard.

Well said, it seems hypocricy rules the planet these days. Rock n roll gal, ximg src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"