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Things I have learned

1:41 am Wednesday, 31st December, 2014

Intercourse is not a long film in space
Rampant Rabbits are not mutant wildlife near Chenobyl
A butt plug does not always drain the tank in the garden
Ann Summers did not play guitar for The Police
You can not trade in any jewellery at a Porn Brokers
Bashing the Bishop is not a protest against religion or a move in chess
Wank Magazine was not the guitarist with glasses in The Shadows
Cunnilingus Candalini & Rimming are not Italian Solicitors
Bon dage' is not an American Rock Star famous for being slippery when wet
Bicurious was not a Greek mythological birdman who fell out of the sky when his wings melted
The Kama Sutra is never ten minutes away from your local cinema
offering finest Indian cuisine
Pearl Necklace was not a backing singer for Beyoncé
Dildo outdoor fun was not a character in The Hobbit
Group Sex does not guarantee cheaper insurance for your car







Comments
9:03 pm Thursday, 1st January, 2015

Bukkake isn't an Asian octopus ...

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