There is one place that I wonder about a bit

7:27 pm Monday, 15th December, 2014

macbloke

There is one place that I wonder about a bit.
I would never really want to go there because of what I fear I might find.
But other people do.
And seem to enjoy it.
So could I go in there with all the lights on and some specialist equipment readily at hand and just see what state the place is in?

'Oh mac, but where could that be?' I hear you plead ...

A Porn Cinema.

Anyone got anywhere else they would like .. er ... exposed in a 'safe' situation?



Comments

9:44 pm Monday, 15th December, 2014 Luv2sucU

I've always fancied a close inspection of the inside of Bear Grylls' two man tent - preferably with him in it, naked and waiting (for me, of course).

10:02 pm Monday, 15th December, 2014 doktorzook

Toghill car park

10:12 pm Monday, 15th December, 2014 Slow4u

Do they still have porn cinemas? I know they used to be popular, (apparently) but with the T'interweb you can see whatever there is to see can't you?

Unless it's the furtive goings on that might happen, lol.

My secret wish?
I'd like to see a live sex show, I think... Amsterdam maybe. Whether I'll ever get around to it though is another matter. I'd never go alone, so would have to persuade a lady friend to chaperone me, lol.

12:12 am Tuesday, 16th December, 2014 Skebbie

Same as Curvy: would only venture in during daylight hours after the place has been fumigated :-)

8:28 pm Tuesday, 16th December, 2014 Slow4u

Lol SS, pity we're not all sat around a dinner table, I'd love to hear you expand on that.. you've obviously given it some thought.

Save it for the log cabin?

8:37 pm Tuesday, 16th December, 2014 Slow4u

Haha ok so we're in for a treat then, hearing all about your dentist fantasy?

8:53 pm Tuesday, 16th December, 2014 averagejoe99

Backstage at a Stones Led Zep Faces gig in the 70's.

I'm sure that you could probably have the most fun in one place at one time that is humanly possible!

11:31 am Wednesday, 17th December, 2014 doktorzook

Notorious local woofing site apparently. ...always looked like a depressing carpark to me!

10:11 pm Wednesday, 17th December, 2014 Slow4u

Haha yeah you could be right there Mac.
I think my preference would be for her to on the table... strawberry in her belly button...

Then, for MY safety, each limb tied to a table leg,

Mmmmmm... I'd better stop there, we haven't been properly introduced yet, lol..
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10:17 pm Wednesday, 17th December, 2014 Slow4u

Hello Sensual, nice to meet you too.

What's it to be, coffee or Bailey's?

10:28 pm Wednesday, 17th December, 2014 Slow4u

Chocolate...

I should have said chocolate.

Ho hum.

10:41 pm Wednesday, 17th December, 2014 Slow4u

Great, well.. maybe we'll share a bottle at a social one of these days then.

I'm usually a bit wary of these things, but maybe...

11:04 pm Wednesday, 17th December, 2014 SunShineGirllUK

Ah my Scottish compadres, Here was i thinking no such places were still around in this day and age. Are they still flea pit sort of places? Nope not my sort of place at all, now a night at the Ritz would be lovely but in a disease infested cinema where lord knows what would be spread all over the place, i know which one i would prefer :-)

11:36 pm Wednesday, 17th December, 2014 Slow4u

Dutch courage?
Not for you, surely x.

11:48 pm Wednesday, 17th December, 2014 Slow4u

I couldn't agree more Sunshine.

Sticky carpets and sticky seats... eeewwwwww

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