festive season upon us

A five bird roast?

Wow, I'd better ring some mates to give us a hand :-)

I don't spend the holidays here so miss out on traditional Christmas dinner.

Maybe I could get some stuffing before I go away ;-)

Jingle bollocks

Ace, nice to see SensualSelf's a bit of a pedant too, lol.

The 'to' and 'too' thing winds me up too.

I hate the fact that it puts me off if someone thinks "I like you too" is spelled 'to'.

It's even worse the other way around..
"I'm going too the shops"

Aaaarrrggghhhhh...

I need help.


But getting back on topic..

I used to love the whole Christmas thing when the kids were small. It gives daft dads a chance to be even dafter and (kind of) get away with it. :-)

Mind you, "Dad Dancing" is never good.
(Apparently....)

AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!

Note to self:

'Don't even try to seduce S.S.'




Still... angry sex can be great tooooooo lol.

STOP IT !!!

I cud 'ave a nart atak if u crry on lyk dat you wench!!

so B a gud m8 an bhave yersel wil ya?



Nope, just can't do it, I've defiled my typing brain. I feel like I need to give my typing finger the wire brush and Dettol treatment now.

(A practice I usually reserve for the 'Three S's' before sex ). :-)

I need a quick fix of grammar and punctuation!! It's a curse !