You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties.

11:45 am Tuesday, 4^th November, 2014

Halloween season...

And I am always the one who endures merciless pisstaking because I stick to my girlie alcopops, stay sober, end up doing all the washing up and general tidying, makes sure everyone who decided to do vodka shots are nicely tucked up with a sick bucket nearby, then sneaks out the door while everyone sleeps, before waking up without a hangover.

At funerals, I am the one who makes all the tea and does the washing up. I find it an easy way to stop me from sobbing in a corner and makes it easier for everyone else.

I suspect that if I ever went to an orgy, I'd be the one tidying up the used condoms, wiping up the jizz, not getting even a feel up, and asking people WILL YOU HAVE A CUP OF TEA as they recover from each orgasm.

Didn't even get a shag at the weekend as Sausage passed out upstairs while I was doing my bloody housekeeper impression.

Parties. I think I'm doing them wrong. Please tell me I'm not the only one.
#TypicalVirgo

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	12:25 pm Tuesday, 4^th November, 2014 fergyferg1 Hey, we could have our own party, i guarantee you get laid. xxx
	1:04 pm Tuesday, 4^th November, 2014 fergyferg1 Ok, Ok, we can have all that too. :)
	1:10 pm Tuesday, 4^th November, 2014 Brinton222 Lilleth, Sounds like you should try nursing -- A & E Fridays and Saturdays Nights.
	8:14 pm Tuesday, 4^th November, 2014 Luv2sucU I'm usually found drinking tequila shots at parties, just before revealing my party trick ...
	9:16 pm Tuesday, 4^th November, 2014 Roger035 Just a silly sausage Lilith I reckon, do you make the bed after a shag BTW? and Do all Virgos feel the need then, to tidy I mean lol Luv2, tequila shots and party tricks, my kinda girl lol
	10:12 pm Tuesday, 4^th November, 2014 friday194922 lithuainians!!!!!!img src="imagesadultemoticons007.gif"
	6:34 pm Wednesday, 5^th November, 2014 Luv2sucU Wilf, the detail would shock you. img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"
	7:35 pm Saturday, 8^th November, 2014 SunShineGirllUK Pass the remote please Frisky, after all us Gemini's are not greedy!! ;-)
	2:51 am Wednesday, 3^rd December, 2014 Slow4u Aww Gilli', I'm a Gemini and I protest. I've NEVER asked for the remote, lol. A glass of red, yes, a ham sandwich, (maybe....) But ALWAYS after a long kissy cuddle and right up to her "I've got to pee" dash to the loo... ;-)

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