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Jealous guy. Or bird.......

10:37 am Monday, 27th October, 2014

Ok, so now I'm a big girl and have embarked on my journey to enlightenment (that'll be the gin), I am now unbothered by feelings of petty vindictiveness or jealousy (again, that'll be the gin).

So...I need some input.
Friend of friend who introduced me to Lithuanian Sausage, even though she doesn't know me, has Opinions about me.
That I'm mad (fuck me, I'd have thought that's a given)
And, due to her female intuition, guessed that LS liked me (though no more than that), and said "why on earth would he want her, I've seen better looking 42-year-olds about"
Amongst other gems.

Now in my experience, women who bitch about women they don't know, usually do so out of some sort of jealousy, and there's usually a man involved. Hell, I've fucking done it regarding the werehound, whom I've actually found to be a lovely, and profoundly lonely young lady.

I don't as a rule ever do jealousy; what upset me about my husband's affair wasn't the sex...it was that she was my best friend, that they'd rubbed our children's faces in it, that she lived Right Next Door, and that she went full fatal attraction on me. But the sex? Nah.

So...what do you think? Green eyed monster, or just a sillybilly?
There's nothing nasty anyone can say about me that I won't say about myself. I know I'm fat ugly middle aged and an old hag. Indeed, I fucking revel in it.
So perhaps he's attracted by my scintillating personality, warmth, wit and charm?
Or my tits. Could be my tits.

Anyway. Your thoughts?



Comments
5:06 pm Thursday, 30th October, 2014

I don't do jealousy either. Except when I DO jealousy.

My issue at the moment is that a Fine Young Man at work who asked me out for coffee turned out to be Gay. With a capital G. I asked him to please let me know when he decides to become Bi. Would I talk badly about his parnter(s) if I had any inkling as to who he (they) are? Maybe....Well, honestly no, probably not. I save bad talking about someone for those who started talking badly about me first.

So forgive me for being the utterly confused sort, but are you asking if this Other Woman is jealous of you? Or if (god forbid) you are feeling that about her? I'm stone cold sober here, really, just haven't slept enough in days. I blame a few on here for that (as it could never be my fault that I stay up til all hours in fascinating chat about Who Else Are You Interested In Besides Me (and no, of course I'm not jealous), you have a dildo that's HOW BIG??? and How Many Uses Can You Find For a Condom--besides the obvious boring ones).

You, Lilith, could never be a silly billy. You are far too cultured and take (or should take) too much pride in your ability to astound us with your amazing blogs to be that.

For what it's worth--this Other Woman sounds like she has Issues the size of your tits.

8:23 pm Thursday, 30th October, 2014

Its def the tits Lilithimg src="imagesadultemoticons028.gif"

8:33 pm Saturday, 1st November, 2014

Ignore the bitch.

Totally.

Physical violence might be satisfying... but only for a short time, afterwards you WILL regret it and wish you'd handled YOU better.

Only consider going physical with your anger to stop someone hitting you or yours.. and in that case, you may go berserk if you wish.

Otherwise, be the grown... and learn to be satisfied with the occasional "Go fuck yourself" etc etc.

Give the cow enough rope, play the long game...
Cold revenge is much better for you.
You're bound to get a time to pounce intelligently I'm sure.

My invoice for this BS is on it's way, shall we agree to the usual thirty day payment?

Good luck x

8:35 pm Saturday, 1st November, 2014

"...be the grown up*..." tut.

8:07 am Monday, 3rd November, 2014

Lilith - if I can boil it down to the question posed in at the start my judgement is .....

Wait for it......

Sillybilly.

You are the one getting all the fun (as well as the good news from old sausage-boy) and as used to be the thing to do if ambushed you should LUDO - Look Up and Drive On.

And on the revenge thing? Someone said that its a dish best served cold.

2:58 am Wednesday, 3rd December, 2014

Exactly.

The older I get.. and even though I hate myself for saying this... I'm coming to believe that maybe Karma does exist after all.

Give a creep enough rope and sooner or later, they hang. Fingers crossed, you'll get to see it.

That's a revenge worth waiting for.

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