id like some ideas if unable to have sex

Maybe buy him a cycle as well, and then you can both enjoy little outings together? One of those little activities that make being a couple such a joy.

Just make sure the shower still works, have plenty of soap ready.. and then just go at it like rabbits again :-)

Have a shag anyway, then a wash?

"A womans "Cycle".

One of those with a basket on the front? No thanks; they just don't look cool enough.
These days, most good bike shops sell ladies cycles with a slightly lower cross bar that's easy to get your leg over.

I have heard it said though that women's velocipedes are now available without side saddle...what is the world coming to? ?

When my Mrs is having her "cycle" I like to pop the brown hole......and she loves it...

Why does he get any fun while you don't?

Makes no sense to me....if you have to wait, so does he. Easy.

"don't buy him a bike or he'll just knacker his knackers"

One of the reasons I don't ride standard bicycles is that they're bad for the prostate gland. I'll only do it if they have a broad, well padded seat :-)

....but yes, as everyone knows, women are most horny when they're about to ovulate, so hopefully you can enjoy a few days of unfettered, gung-ho pneumatic bliss before it's "red sails in the sunset" :-)