Do you have anything to declare?

Kinder eggs are banned in the states you know......

You can buy an automatic weapon at a gas station but kinder eggs might, apparently, hurt someone.

I once smuggled roubles out of Russia (a jailable offence). Still have them as it happens.

I was once wrestled to the ground and tasered because I tried smuggling an apple into Australia.

Tasered.....really? for an apple lol.

jeezo i thought i was bad haveing the embarrassment of having a sex toy held up for all in sundry to witness while going through airport security not so long ago (still blushing at the thought)

MsG: Sounds nasty. Are heels illegal in Germany, then? If caught in possession, would you be pushed against a wall and told to "spread 'em" ? :-)

I once smuggled someone's mojo out of the country. Luckily I don't think they noticed so I might've got away with it!

For me personally I've always sailed through customs, must be my innocent looking face! Lol. My buddy however isn't so lucky, he's got plates and pins all over the shop, and a 'tens' type unit embedded in his spine connected to his nerve endings. The hassle we recently had getting through customs in the UK was unbelievable! Sailed in and out of Iceland though without a second look! img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

Frisky i think they see me coming as i get searched nearly every time i travel.....or maybe i just look guilty, but honest i'm an inoccent soul... Mwahaha

Joe did you think i wouldn't notice.....I would thank you kindly for the return of my Mojo. I may even be willing to pay a reward for it's safe return.x

Oooo MYS i just happen to have an opening for someone to tend my garden if you are seeking employment ;-)

Ooops visiting a watering hole for a working lunch during a dry spell muddled my thinking....muddeling up which comment fits which blog, sorry guys.x

Or maybe it was the though of being frisked Mwahaha ;-)

Ooooo is it the warm weather, or the thought of being searched that seems to be having a rather flirtyfrisky effect among the ranks.

Star really, did you expect a red blooded male to pass up the chance to get frisky or should that be get frisking....very appropriate author.x

Bet you've never had a Wocket in your pocket ;-)

Wasn't that the big furry thing that drove the millennium falcon? ?

Sure it wasn't an ewok?

I'm certain it was a Jertain. Then again, it could have been the Noothgrush.

A toothbrush? ?

Luv2 what on earth have you been drinking and may i have some please?x :-)

Yottle in the bottle.

Still p**sed I see.

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple ;-)

I would drink wine
with a goat on a boat;
in a box in my socks;
in a car;
in a bar;
I do, I do, I do like wine
Slammed I am.


See what I did there?
Or should I just consult my Doctor?

Nurse!!!! Luv2 is out of bed again and using the internet!!!!!

You should declare that Quimney up your chimney!

This conversation makes bugger all sense when you're a bit deaf...

Horton wasn't deaf ;-)

Luv2: Are you on the liver transplant list? I think I detect the symptoms of hepatic encephalopathy.

It's during moments like this I miss FA ...

Amen to that.