Whilst working in the Falklands I met a guy that had the most unusual way of getting woman, I have to explain that this person whilst falling out of the ugly tree hit every branch on the way down and ordinarily girls would not give him a second look.
Towards the end of the evening when the last few song were playing he used to go into the centre of the dance floor and drop his trousers and just rock backwards and forwards moving to the music. As explained earlier this guy was ugly however he was blessed in the trouser snake department, it was about 10 inches (25cm) long flaccid.
After the song had played he would just pull his trousers up and go and stand back at the bar, on his return I said what the fuck was that about, he laughed and said that’s me sorted for the next few nights , they will not approach me in the bar, they don’t want to be seen in public with me, but if you look round the room they are still talking about the size of my cock, he would then hand notes to a few single available girls saying, “if you fancy a good hard fuck text me on this number and meet me in my room” he did this a few nights until the word had spread, it’s a very small community. Every night he had a different girl and some of these girls were stunners. 
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6:53 am Thursday, 17th April, 2014
Is that all? Poor thing, they clearly felt sorry for him (I think they're called sympathy shags). You should give him your top tip for penis enlargement. |
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8:41 am Thursday, 17th April, 2014
That strategy seems to be vaguely reminiscent of mine, except for "dance floor" substitute "internet" :-) We can't all be devastatingly handsome Adonises, so if a guy is otherwise "gifted" why should he remain modest and let all the guys with movie-star looks get the girls ? :-) |
