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My life as a fairy tale

2:53 pm Monday, 14th April, 2014

Along the lines of fairy tales.....

I was Sleeping Beauty for so much of my life. I slept away half of my 20s, all of my 30s, and part of my 40s before awakening to a new world of, well, the site here. Or maybe I was Rapunzel, locked away and only having access to one adult in my life. Sad, I know, but Rapunzel it is.

In the tales, they all escape and live happily ever after. Let's not go there....

I'm thinking I am now more the Little Mermaid, in a new world surrounded by a new life and seeing so many things for the first time. Maybe the handsome prince won't fall in love with me. Ah well, there are plenty more, right?

I like the idea of being the Witch....strong and powerful, taking what she wants and moving on, but in reality I'm far too 'nice' to be evil, think what you will.

Life is never a fairy tale, is it? Then again....maybe the Princes Valiant and Charming are fighting for me as I type. And I can tell both to sod off, I am heading to the pub for a double whisky on ice. Care to join me?



Comments
5:16 pm Monday, 14th April, 2014

Hello EG, prince shagalot here, and theres room on my horse for two.

6:41 pm Monday, 14th April, 2014

I'd be an evil witch Monday to Friday and Disney's Belle at weekends. Unless it's Thursday night then I can be both :-)

Belle wasn't a princess, she was nerdy, loved books, didn't really care about how she looked and she had horse. Most of all she wished for adventure and for someone to understand her (lover or friend) and she didn't sit around all day waiting for some wimpy prince to save her.

Remember she had a chance to go to handsome Gaston, the town stud, but didn't because she saw him for the shallow, selfish fool that he was. Instead she fell for the Beast because he was kind and fun (yeah, he could dance) and she could easily see his 'inner handsome'.

A beast between the sheets ... grrrrrrrowwwwl

6:41 pm Monday, 14th April, 2014

Graham, or was it,
Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool
Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl
Just keep me cockatoo cool
Altogether now!

7:48 pm Monday, 14th April, 2014

I would have liked to have been Ali Baba .Unfortunately, all my 40 thieves left to become Hedge Fund Managers, Merchant Bankers,Cabinet Ministers and people who sell protection insurance.

7:51 pm Monday, 14th April, 2014

Graham, I think it was..
Let my Abo's go loose Lou,
Let my Abo's go loose, They're of no further use, Lou,
So let my Abo's go loose.

6:39 am Tuesday, 15th April, 2014

I would be Cinderella as i do like dressing in pretty dresses after all what woman dosn't like Balls ;-)

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