So following a comment from Gillibean I thought I'd ask the question and see what responses we get.
So if you've ever been injured during the course of sex and had to attend A&E how did you explain the cause?
1:32 pm Friday, 11th April, 2014
Dislocated shoulder during sex! That's the Gdu we know and love!!!! |
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8:37 pm Friday, 11th April, 2014
My cousin Harry had a heart attack when banging his secretary.Caused a bit of a stir in A and E when he was brought in,Dead On Arrival. |
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6:41 am Saturday, 12th April, 2014
Wingit. His funeral was a riot too.All the elderly female relatives, "Tut- Tutting" and all the guys saying " Good Old Harry " |
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8:55 am Saturday, 12th April, 2014
Not quite a trip to A&E but,,,,,,, |
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9:01 am Saturday, 12th April, 2014
There is a particular condition whos name eludes me but it essentially involves the old chap swelling to the point where the foreskin becomes so constrictive that things just get bigger and bigger. An oppo of mine suffered in the middle of nowhere (he was welsh and probably thinking of sheep or goats or something..) |
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6:45 am Wednesday, 16th April, 2014
Medic, That's because we are a group of very well behaved good boys and girls' !!!!!! !!! |