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16/05/2012 2:44 PM

Exciting Inviting to Erotic Introductions

There's relaxation & satisfaction & whatever you would.
Wouldn't you have me come there now, if only you could?

Although you are feeling uncertain of what the days may bring,
take comfort,..

 5 people like this



12/04/2012 10:22 PM

Right of passage massage

R U SICK & TIRED OF FEELING SICK & TIRED?
(It’s a truly beautiful thing to see what you want, just rolling your way, hour after hour, day after day.)
R U IN THE MOOD TO FEEL GOOD?
My massage offers..

 3 people like this



25/02/2012 2:23 AM

Come prepared - welcome!

Come prepared:
To those who pride in being pampered, I would be pleased to do so in quietly elegant way with a finely fingered, thought-provoking massage that will bring pleasure. In a rising world..

 4 people like this



10/02/2012 3:01 AM

Did I mention a question?

Five out of sex questions:
Have you ever looked up kinky stuff to do on the net and if so, what have you found to be of interest?
Assuming that summarily there may be 52 x positions, to achieve..

 4 people like this



10/02/2012 3:00 AM

Massage treat from head to feet

There is nothing quite like a soothing massage to make your troubles dissipate. The difficulty is finding the time to treat yourselves to this comforting experience. A massage, structured to your..

 4 people like this



03/02/2012 2:38 PM

From pick up lines site

From pick up lines site:
broom - sweep off feet
sweet
sun brighten
someone beat me to screwing your brains out
beauty is only a light switch away
ru parking ticket fine
did watch w cup- nope only..

 2 people like this



24/01/2012 1:06 PM

Words related to erotic concepts & massage with eventual description of massage benefits

Gentle

Calm

Delightful

Relieved

Glorious

Pleasant

Substantious

Elated

Excited

Excellent

Juicy

Naughty

Nimble

..

 5 people like this



20/01/2012 2:31 PM

Money can't buy you love

The free ride
Extracts from Easy Money, David Spanier
(Examining correlation between sex and gambling, taking gender differences into account)
Calculate coeffients of friction & drag, adjusts for..

 2 people like this



20/01/2012 2:29 PM

It is possible, or is it

It’s possible:
Imagine yourself floating off as you enjoy an invigorating, relaxing massage.
Visualise all your worries & stress drifting from your body and evaporating in
the sunlight. Feel your..

 3 people like this



20/01/2012 2:27 PM

Lavish unforgettable massage

Lavish!
Aspiring naught nurse likes gentle anal play
B bound 2 b lured into:-
THE MaseuS Experience.
Rise up to the appeal of the occasions:
Come to your most famous expectations in
*PURE PILLOW..

 2 people like this



11/02/2011 4:33 PM

Be all "mine" this Valentine

Whether you are a man either daft or divine,
you can be my charming Valentine. Are you fine?
How do you do? Could it be dashing you?
Do you have what it takes to take what it has too?

What..

 14 people like this



10/12/2010 8:46 AM

Sxploration, sxperimentation & sxtacy

Tantalise & indulge in lascivious behaviour treat

From phallus-like addition to glyphs
and triad structure texts relate hieroglyphs

to Easter Island creation myths wish,
reading, all the..

 7 people like this



19/11/2010 4:09 PM

Exclusive experience

You will find yourself sunken into reliner
in the extacy of sharing and expressing
as I explore your body and discover the finer
pleasures of divine and passionate touching.

In accepting this level..

 10 people like this



02/11/2010 4:51 PM

Freud (full version)

Freud

Freud’s writing can make our lives’ delicacies
in their disillusionments more sexually awakened.
The Freudian writer enables us to enjoy our fantasies
without shame or self-reproach..

 6 people like this



02/11/2010 4:49 PM

Freud

The bond of intimacy is killed off by disappointment done,
by vain wait for gratification,
by jealousy by event that demonstrates infidelity of loved one.
Ever diminishing affection,

ever..

 5 people like this



02/11/2010 4:45 PM

Freud

The bond of intimacy is killed off by disappointment done,
by vain wait for gratification,
by jealousy by event that demonstrates infidelity of loved one.
Ever diminishing affection,

ever..

 8 people like this



05/08/2010 9:03 PM

Missemous likes YOU

If temptation had a name, it would be missemous - travelling mxiter available any mobile hours...

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 9:01 PM

Colloquial names

Colloquial names 4 sex, broke ass:

i.e. getn laid, having a shag, etc.

for being broke etc.

Can you name any more?
..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 9:00 PM

And end with

Have you noticed how many love stories begin with long, long ago

And end with

And lived happily ever after

Can you name some examples?

Makes you think – is this REALISTICALLY possible?
..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 8:56 PM

enhancement product

- would you rather use it for wife/mistress? - do poll (dancin’)

Ja, so??
..

 6 people like this



05/08/2010 8:52 PM

How to give a good massage

In order to give a good massage – rub gently and firmly – ant-clockwise release negative energy, clockwise positive, feet – pressure points, European massage – 45 degrees to each side.
What tips..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 8:49 PM

Unusual sex

Blog on unusual sex: search all dif sites and compile dir of unusual sex acts

What unusual sex acts would you suggest?
..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 8:45 PM

Everything but the but

How I overcome mxit ad - evry mn on mxit is min wasted

How would you overcome mxit addiction?
..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 8:31 PM

The elusive g-spot

• Blog on the elusive g-spot

Why is the g-spot oft times described as elusive?
..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 8:28 PM

20 & that’s plenty reasons why dicks are better than dildo’s

• 20 & that’s plenty reasons why dicks are better than dildo’s – if I show u my p wl u massage me
Why would YOU say that dicks are better than didlo’s?
..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 8:26 PM

Seducing with Sentences

How would you entitle being entitled to seduction with sentences?..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 8:25 PM

Virgin.com to Virgin.com

Edible undies in str bra (words with bra)

Blow for blow (words with blows)

Think of your own erotic versions.
..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 8:24 PM

How to find bf

This addresses the sensitive issues on how to find bf- like on mxit, soc netw, lonely hearts, penpals, vagrants, pets.
Kindly offer suggestions and advice in this regard.
..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 8:22 PM

tease and tantalise

Tease, tantalize…Internet – erotic blogs, e-mails
How would you verbally tease and tantalise?
..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 8:21 PM

NOthing

NOthing says I love you quite like spinning
Romantic candle stuff
Don’t you just love romantic candle stuff and incantations in blogs, smses and poems and rhymes?
Cite your favourites here.
..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 8:20 PM

Nawty:

Change other words that start with suc and change to suck and redefine..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 8:18 PM

Suggestive words

luscious
succulent
succumb to
And yours are??
..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 8:16 PM

Unsafe seaX

What do you get in google search even searching for subject such as
chinese fighting fist with safe search off?
Look this up and include humourous results you obtain with erotic connotation.
..

 4 people like this



05/08/2010 8:15 PM

In sxy voicemail:

Hey baby, wt a coincidence u cld as I ws jst thnkn of u – ur cl mns a lot to me. Rnt u tired n nd a masg coz uv bn runin thru my mind. Rt now im soo hot I’m wrn NUTHIN/ntn bt a smile. I wnt to/WANA..

 4 people like this



23/06/2010 5:30 PM

Ten score

Ten score & more pick up lines or hints to entice your purrrfect partner
Discreet, rejuvenating massage treat.
Full body massage.
Professional pelvic massage.
Revitalizing treat from head to..

 4 people like this



23/06/2010 5:28 PM

Yours sincerely

Sxplicit fantasies & seduction

Dearest,

Greetings!! On the webcam when I was so turned on when u eminated that watery substance, baby.

You know I like it, you're such a tease, I'd like 2 sit on..

 4 people like this



23/06/2010 5:26 PM

Desire me naturally

Hi, Doll


I don't feel so turned on by c.ing u come as the last time the guy
@ the I'net was also watching you come as thinkin back on u coming when I was by
myself @ home playing with myself, but..

 3 people like this



23/06/2010 5:22 PM

Profound Impact Too

Y do U have this PROFOUND IMPACTon me?
Doin' without you I can't understand
& Live in hope that one day you'll take me
To a far away LAND.

If u feel I'm harassing you, please say so.
If you don't..

 4 people like this



23/06/2010 5:17 PM

Profound Impact

Y do U have this PROFOUND IMPACTon me?
Doin' without you I can't understand
& Live in hope that one day you'll take me
To a far away LAND.

If u feel I'm harassing you, please say so.
If you don't..

 4 people like this



23/06/2010 5:13 PM

Hotmail chat

Hotmail chat

A says:
do you want me or not ?
B says:
I want you
A says:i want you more
A says:if you read my last msg in netlog
A says:you will know how much i want u
B says:
You make me feel so..

 3 people like this



23/06/2010 5:08 PM

Do you love me?


Do you love me?

I cld b ur sx slve, brave
U cld b d master & i'd b d slave
I wld do anythin' 4u sweety
as long as u satisfy me.

I wish I culd do nude modelling 4u
while you paint a picture of..

 4 people like this



23/06/2010 5:05 PM

My sweet

My sweet, attaching importance to success over & above defeat,
so apt is the expression, that never the twains shall meet.
My attraction & desire for your name
is like that of a moth to the flame,
..

 6 people like this



23/06/2010 5:02 PM

U're so attractive

If u've developed some relationship
I value ur intermittent companionship.
If u had 2 run a championship
While thinkin of u that'd b no hardship.
U're so attractive & so athletic too
That this..

 4 people like this



23/06/2010 4:58 PM

I want you to do nude modeling for me





I wish I could do modelling for you
while you paint a picture of me.
Or you could envisage painting on me too
with body paint, bold as can be.
Have you ever looked at people fully clothed
and..

 4 people like this



23/06/2010 4:53 PM

May I have this dance

May I hav this dance


I don't know what type of game u're playin
but it sure is a turn on.
Whatever game it is
losing doesn't matter
baby
I liv in hope
dat 1 day by chance
by a sideward..

 4 people like this



12/06/2010 8:04 PM

Charming adventure overture

Charming adventure overture

I wish you could do modelling for me
while I paint a picture of you.
Or with body paint, bold as can be
I could envisage painting on you too.
Have you ever looked..

 4 people like this



12/06/2010 7:38 PM

Missemous can't w8 4ya 2 cum online with ur mouse

Choose me & u won't regret.
Don't forget, it's as good as u can get.

It was fun to have u as my no. 1.
Now count up 2 10 & we'll do it again.

That's all 4 today
Remember
2 skilfully balance..

 4 people like this



29/05/2010 7:54 PM

Nonchalantly decadant


Nawty, but fulfilling a Niche

Do u lk me 2 reveal myself 2 u n pleasure u wt sxy msg
Wud u lk2 play wt my round bottom & big tits
Wud u lk 2 gaze btwn my legs & c me get wet
Wud u lk 2 b turnd on..

 7 people like this



04/05/2010 6:11 PM

Thought for the tongue-in-cheek

Did ya no creamy sx wout sxtit s akin 2 bean a vegetarian vampire?
Anota word for anal sx is poopsnooker, but 2 b up wt p correct a peenisis required...

 4 people like this



04/05/2010 6:06 PM

Taste sensation

Fantasising with oral fixation, a dream come true for those with OCD, including you
Wtd b nc nw is a banana split with shipped cream topping
Or perhaps a choc flake emersed in a bed of ice..

 4 people like this



01/05/2010 2:31 PM

Missemous thinks a little

Morerotic fleeting thoughts
IM ur whore & I beg u for more
Permissible miss
Crossover x ware
salutation solution
irrational irritation
---------------------
So many titties
elastitity..

 4 people like this



29/04/2010 3:55 PM

Blow for blow

Im wondern if I shd clean up or play with myself.
Decisions. Decisions.

btw

Wd u rather hv woman in bedroom or kitchen?
regardless,
I'm of the opinion that
Masturbation is the key to..

 5 people like this



30/04/2009 3:52 PM

Masterful masturbation (mastering the art of masturbation)

Blog on masturbation do’s and don’ts (humorous) – combined serious advice for hemales and hermales

Rumour of humour? Yup.

Tips and tricks on giving yourself a gratifying workout at home – one’s..

 6 people like this



30/04/2009 3:51 PM

No mistaking this erotic encounter mm

He was kissing my neck and me his as I was on top of him and he came on top of me. He said, hurt me and said I must bite his nipples and scratch his back. He fingered my asshole and asked me if I..

 4 people like this



30/04/2009 3:50 PM

Tell me a cock tale

Cock tales about cock tails not requiring coat and tails
i.e. Respectable: Harvey Wall Banger Susceptible: Harvey Willy Banger
Hardy’s Pick me Up, etc.

Downright dangerous:

Slippery..

 4 people like this



30/04/2009 3:49 PM

In common is common?

What does prostitution, fornication, masturbation, menstruation have in common?
Exactly the same as voyeurism & exhibitionism, masochism & sadism.
If you don’t get what you see, you haven’t got..

 4 people like this



29/04/2009 5:38 PM

Fortnightly fortification

Fascination with fornication

(Warning to sensitive readers: This is shrewd and lewd!)

If variety is the spice of life than sperm riotry is the gravy of life.

Come on! Try anything..

 4 people like this



Blog Introduction


missemous
(171611 Visitors)

I went into the room and she was kissing  him. Then he said I must kiss her. I kissed her and sucked her breasts as she did to me. Then another girl came into the room and the first one left and the other girl was on top of him then he was on top of her and I saw her white thighs protruding under his dark body while I played with his ass and licked his ass and came aside of them then got up and left them alone.When I came back, he was drunk, but not very. I just blowed him sitting between his legs, bowing my head down and putting his average size cock in my mouth. When he tried to finger my pussy I pushed his hand away and he apologized for not coming as he was drunk.Then he  went with myself and another girl. I said he must lie down and he   said who’s in charge and said I must lie down. He lied on top of me while I was naked and he still had his jeans on. Then he started licking my pussy and I was blowing him in 69. The other girl asked if we need some time alo


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