My sex life in Mallorca
22/12/2011 5:40 PM
still on about santas slutty helper
What about a blow job off one of santas helpers in santas grotto? Anyone actually done any of this stuff?..
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22/12/2011 3:42 PM
Santas slutty little helper
All the festivities have had me thinking. I need one of Santas naughty helpers. Maybe a slutty elf wearing a nice red outfit and hat with sexy underwear underneath! Now where can I get one of those?..
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12/12/2011 10:06 PM
my idea of a good time
alcohol + the late, great Bill Hicks = a good night in. Any other fans there?..
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11/12/2011 4:01 PM
Christmas, how sexy is it really?
I dont know about anyone else, but Christmas has never struck me as a sexy time of year, apart from when the factories finish for 2 weeks and hordes of drunken, santa hat wearing production line..
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Trials and tribulations of a middle aged guy trying to get laid.
