This is the Guernsey Bull's introductory blog

I hear someone coming

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went
to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a..

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What's the point of being a lesbian

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?..

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What's the point of being a lesbian

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?..

What's the point of being a lesbian?

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?..

Since her new husband is so old

The Age Gap
At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms,..

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“The purpose of life is to have as many...

“The purpose of life is to have as many enjoyable experiences and sensations as possible.....eroticism has got to be in the top 10 and in my case it’s in the top one lol”......Guernsey Bull ..

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He fondled her Flap Jacks

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one..

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For your facebook page
Please copy and paste this bollocks to your status if you are constantly being asked to copy & paste some bollocks to your status by friends who persistently copy & paste..

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Egyptian atheist Aliaa Maghda El-Mahdy

Twenty-year-old Egyptian atheist Aliaa Maghda El-Mahdy is shocking her pious, prude, conservative home country by posting nude self-portraits on her blog, triggering death threats as well as well as..

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Egyptian atheist Aliaa Maghda El-Mahdy

Twenty-year-old Egyptian atheist Aliaa Maghda El-Mahdy is shocking her pious, prude, conservative home country by posting nude self-portraits on her blog, triggering death threats as well as well as..

is it a TRICK or a TREAT?

is it a TRICK or a TREAT?

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he came to the party but got the wrong

he came to the fancy dress party, but got the wrong time of the month lol

must have been a massive pervert

I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it must have been a massive pervert.
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hetrosexual curious albino shemale

hetrosexual curious albino shemale seeks similar for fun nights 030)..

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a bit of mother/daughter action

A bloke is having a quite drink in a bar when a fully fit and sexy 55 year old sidles up beside him she says 'hey stranger you up for a bit of mother/daughter action?' he readily agrees and off they..

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sperm bank and blood bank

If the global crisis continues at the present rate, by the end of this year only two banks will be left operational ..... the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank!

And before you know it, these two will..

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I want to know what you ache for

It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living.

I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of
meeting your heart’s longing.

It doesn’t interest me how old you are.

I want..

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funnies for your entertainment

Some genuine adverts placed for fun in newspapers
Albino, shemale seeks similar for fun nights lol

Handsome,wealthy former hollywood star seeks gulable stunner lol

Earn big money without even..

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Guernsey Bull's philosophy on life in quotes

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.

The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not..

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Mr Bull's aka 6969 Birthday surprise

Guernsey Bull's AKA 6969 Birthday treat........imagine ladies
I’m wearing my silk dressing gown.....but nothing underneath it!!!

You’re sat on the edge of the bed wearing nothing but a smile,..

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